Top 100 List: Making Your Home Like SDC

[History Buff]

45.  Do not allow people to wear flip-flops while sitting on the sofa.

46.  Start a fansite for people to discuss everything that happens at your house, what painting they think you'll put above the mantel, what color you'll paint the nursery, how they noticed the new felt on the pool table in your game room, whether you colored the water blue in your toilets.  They can post random pictures of places in your house and have others guess which room they were in when they took the pictures.  They can discuss the quality of the meals you serve, which direction you might build on, and how your house compares to a house near Kansas City, a house near St. Louis, and four houses in Orlando.

47.  Send mom and dad to live in Georgia, but leave the kids at home.

[KBCraig]

47.  Send mom and dad to live in Georgia, but leave the kids at home.

For. The. WIN!

[How-doFolks]

48  Make ya'r house smell like cedar.

49  If ya have a garden, use SDC dirt.

50  When ya have guests over, use SDC cups & charge a nickle for refills.

51  Use a spare bedroom for a hospitality house, sell ol' nails, wood, & stuff you have found at City.

52  Have strollers & electric carts. Gosh! This topic could be endless....

53  Get ya'r guests up at 5-6am to get ready for breakfast.

[Zephon]

54.  Have your house guests fill out survey cards detailing their impressions of your home.

55.  Replace all the grass in your yard with wood chips.

[History Buff]

56.  Put a gazebo in your front yard instead of the back yard.

57.  Put lockers at the front door, and make guests check all their loose items.

58.  Get rid of all bath towels; install a big fan outside the shower and charge $3 to use it.

59.  Buy the house down the street.  Spend millions to fix it up.  Then leave it vacant.

[How-doFolks]

60  Dont forget the lil' boxes to put ya'r stuff in while ya'r out in the yard or on the couch watch'n TV.

61  OH!! Let vines, weeds, & moss grow all over ya'r house. LOL!! I've been weed-eat'n today..

62  Line ya'r driveway & walkways with old wooden fencing, and add a smoking bench with a bucket for ya'r butts.

63  Put ole corn liquor jugs and various old things in y'ar front yard.

64  Use old tree stumps as planters.

True fact here.. we had a wooden sign made at SDC for our bathroom door that says - "Bath House"  

[rubedugans]

[59.  Buy the house down the street.  Spend millions to fix it up.  Then leave it vacant./quote]


ahhh hahahahahahahahahahah ha so true

[Andymeets1880s]

Good grief!! I think I created a monster! Boy, you all sure took off with this thread!!

[Andymeets1880s]

65. Make a "SHHHHHHH" sound when bringing your car into the driveway.

66. Invite people you know of different cultures over to dinners and BBQ's for your own "WorldFest"

67. Buy a bunch of waterslides, toys and inflatables. Have neighborhood kids over for KidsFest.

68. Refer to your parents as "Hatfields", the wife's parents as "McCoy's."

69. Place dummies in basement on pipes and water heater, next time basement floods..Presto! Your own Flooded Mine!

70. Stamp hands of everyone that leaves house so they can get back in.

[History Buff]

Good grief!! I think I created a monster! Boy, you all sure took off with this thread!!

The monster has always been here; you just woke it up.

29. Revised:  Take away your kid's Sit-n-Spin and replace it with a $7 million water ride takes you and your family on a not-to-be-missed river adventure where passengers/ family armed with super-soaker water guns wage an all-out water war on the neighbors and postman.

71.  Greet each day with a salute to veterans.

72.  Give folks the choice to sit backwards on the toilet for a whole new ride experience (There!  I finally got a TNT reference in there.).

73.  Install an intercom system in your minivan, but distort the speakers so you can't understand what the driver is saying over it.

[Andymeets1880s]

74. Refer to the family boat as the "Showboat (your name here) Belle"

[History Buff]

75.  Provide ponchos for overnight guests when they shower.

76.  Decorate all your umbrellas with flowers and rainbows.  Include the name of the user.

77.  Ship all your family members away and hire Terry Sanders to play all of their roles in costume.

78.  Constantly remind people not to sit on the rail of your backyard deck.

[Andymeets1880s]

79. Advertise around the neighborhood when you refinish the deck, build a shed and put together the kids playground, refer to it as your "Craftsman Festival."

[Andymeets1880s]

80. Invite your entire church over including choir. Have a cookout in the backyard. Refer to this as your "Southern Gospel Picnic."

81. Hang canary in small cage in your house to alert for carbon monoxide. If bird is upside down, get out!

82. Have wife/girlfriend remind you each morning in a southern accent to "PUT YOUR PANTS ON!"

83. Instead of putting out those ol' pumpkins and monsters out at Halloween, place BaldKnobber dummies on porch, in yard and driveway.

84. Rig tv, radio, appliances and lights in house to come on by being shot with laser guns. Keep points with the family for extra fun!

85. Hang convict dummy in barrel from tv antenna.

[Andymeets1880s]

86. While homeschooling your children, teach them how to cook and woodcarve. Refer to this as your "Culinary and Craft School."