Top ten things about the Christmas lights in Branson:
10) The only man-made object viewable from space (Other than the Great Wall) but night time only!
9) When the temperature is just right, the line of cars going into Shepherd of the Hills creates smog thicker than that in LA!
How cool it is to look upon an Adoration Scene on Mt. Branson through the lights, water, and belching fire at Branson Landing?
7) Two small villages and one large city in China work year round to produce enough Christmas lights for Branson!
6) Which to you like more: All clear lights or all multi-color lights? Dang, such hard decisions!
7) The late Osborne Jennings of Little Rock took one look at Branson, and sent his displays to Orlando, 'cause Branson didn't need more!
5) Terry Sanders as Santa's Helper at SDC: Punch drunk from gazing at the lights just a little too long!
4) Santa is getting jealous 'cause Branson is "more Christmas-y" than the North Pole!
3) Empire Electric's White River Region bill payment for November and December cause the electric company officials to shout "For us...it's
Christmas in JANUARY!"
2) In reality, the giant Christmas tree at SDC is used for sending secret messages to the men on Mars!
1) HIGHER NUMBER OF CHRISTMAS LIGHTS IN BRANSON THAN DOLLARS OWED ON THE NATIONAL DEBT!
