The Top 10 It's So Hot At SDC!

[pintrader]

10) It's so hot at SDC the waterfall went dry.

 9) It's so hot at SDC the Wagonwork's Grill was grilling on the asphalt outside.

 8 ) It's so hot at SDC the train melted to the track.

 7) It's so hot at SDC the cave was a constant 90 degrees.

 6) It's so hot at SDC I saw a squirrel and chipmunk fighting for a seat on the River Blast.

 5) It's so hot at SDC when we went to see Grandfather at the mansion, he had left a
     note on the door saying see you at Old Time Christmas.

 4) It's so hot at SDC The Lost River Of The Ozarks really became the lost river.

 3) It's so hot at SDC the water dried up in the Flooded Mine and people had to push their
     boats around.

 2) It's so hot at SDC the baldknobbers were on break at FITH because fires were starting
     by theirself.

 1) It's so hot at SDC Shorty sweated down to 5ft. 3in. tall.

                            Ya I know! 

[sanddunerider]

well done!!

I love #6.

[Andymeets1880s]

Look at Pintrader! Great list! It never hit me to do a list like this one. Let's see if I can contribute some....

It is so hot at SDC, The blacksmith became an air "conditionersmith"

It is so hot at SDC, the Dippin' Dots became Dippin' Malts

And by the way.....THIS IS MY 500TH POST!!!!

[sanddunerider]

andy!

congrats...

It is so hot, the asphalt all ran down cardiac hill and covered the cemetary.

It is so hot, all the inmates went back to their cells,

It is so hot, They closed the Christmas shop and Opened a Sweat Shop.

It is so hot, All the candles in carries candle melted together.

Ok that is my feeble attemp to contribute,,

[DollarCityBoy]

Its so hot at SDC, no one was there
...because they were all at White Water

[Ozark Outlaw]

You guys are a riot!

10. It’s so hot, the saloon gals now wear bikinis
9. It’s so hot, Sullivan’s Mill bakes their bread by opening a window
8. It’s so hot, Wildfire was shut down due to a “burn ban”
7. It’s so hot, the American Plunge is now called the American Plop
6. It’s so hot, children have been begging to go back to Oak Trail School
5. It’s so hot, Echo Hollow no longer has an echo
4. It’s so hot, Lake Silver has been renamed Lake Puddle
3. It’s so hot, the bats in Marvel Cave have left, and flocked North
2. It’s so hot, when someone mentioned Thunderation everyone looked to sky hoping for a rainshower
1. It’s so hot, I think I will stay home until Silver Dollar City’s Harvest Festival

[cocodane3]

Amen to #1. haha those where all wonderful

[sanddunerider]

its so hot, the kettle korn is popping itself in the plastic bags,

its so hot, the funnel cakes are cooking with no grease.

it so hot, powderkeg isnt running because the fuse fizzled.

[Duelist]

10. It’s so hot, the saloon gals now wear bikinis

Duh, I was thinking the way to get folks into the Saloon show was to bring back an older show.  #10 would work much better!  I'd buy a Show Lovers Pass! 

[sanddunerider]

 

[betamike]

It's so hot that the Rain Maker was just promoted to Mayor!

[pintrader]

It's so hot that the Rain Maker was just promoted to Mayor!

Betamike! I just knew you were going to say.  It's so hot that the Rain Maker was tar and feathered and ran out of town. 

[How-doFolks]

its so hot,, that alffy & ralphy didnt rob the train, they was at the nearby lake.
its so hot,, that SDC is now letting you drive-thru the park, IF ya'r vehicle is small enough.

[sanddunerider]

its so hot, they had to quit running the trams, the tires melted off of them!

It so hot, the little lady greeting people at the trams put away her umbrella and got 2 super soakers!

it is hot, they had to close the main square, the asphalt melted and turned into a tar pit.

[Zephon]

It's so hot, I saw two trees fightin' over a dog.

It's so hot, the fire hydrant was displaying a "dog wanted" sign.

It's so hot, the cows are giving out cottage cheese.

It's so hot, the chickens are laying hard boiled eggs.