The Top 10 It's So Hot At SDC!

[bobber620]

It's so hot that all the rides and attractions are now located in the Cathedral Room of Marvel Cave. They would all fit wouldn't they LOL

It's so hot that the Baldknobbers are running around without there masks on, and only between the hours of midnight at 4 a.m.

It's so hot that the word hot is being used so much on this topic that it caught my laptop on fire....................

[okiebluegrass]

It's SO HOT that the Rainmaker declared he's hiking his prices to three times the rate, payable in advance...it will  now be 75 cents to watch his mule slobber!

Hey Junior, I already Did that joke 

[Andymeets1880s]

It's so hot at SDC, Hannah's Ice Cream parlor became Hannah's Malt Shop!

It's so hot at SDC, Jim Owens Float Trip woulda been Jim Owens Camel Ride

It's so hot at SDC, raindrops hit the asphalt and yell "Yipe! Yipe!" Yipe!"

[Junior]

I knew I heard that line somewhere, Okiebluegrass!   So here are a few more to make up for that:

It's SO HOT The AP has been renamed "The American Dust Bowl"
It's SO HOT The Flooded Mine ain't flooded.
It's SO HOT The Funnel Cake guy refuses to get near the grease.
It's SO HOT the Dippin' Dots, (Ice Cream of the Future) have left SDC for Space Mountain, Disneyland.
It's SO HOT the train has had turbo jets installed to crank the speed up to where there now is a REALLY NICE BREEZE when you ride.

[sanddunerider]

Its so hot, the silver dollar melted right of the silver dollar city sign!!

its so hot, all the water in the water rides has evaporated and been replaced with butter.

[okiebluegrass]

It's so hot there are two lines at Riverblast. One for the ride and one for the water guns around the ride

[Andymeets1880s]

Well, it seems we are getting a break from this intense heat, but I had one "It's so hot" idea hit, so here it is even if it is kinda outta style now....

It's so hot at SDC that the ladies in HH were so irritable, they tell people "Get your crap and get out!"

[Ozark Outlaw]

It's been raining at Silver Dollar City for the past several days. Were going to have to start a new topic about 'The Top 10 It's So Wet At SDC.'

Just teasing!

[sanddunerider]

ITS so wet,, hey shut down the AP and are using the logs on Cardiac Hill!!...

sorry   had to do it....

[oldsdcer]

It was so hot and now so wet that they had to close to park due to poor visability do to low cloud cover cause by all the steam coming off the asphalt.

[oldsdcer]

Do to it being so hot at SDC and Terry Sanders has take to shorts and sleevlist shirts, he has taken on a new character of SDC's very on Steve Irwin who sounds like Terry the Tour Guide with a stange accent.

[okiebluegrass]

It's SO HOT The AP has been renamed "The American Dust Bowl"

No, That would be Oklahoma and Texas. Although the name "Wildfire" might be a little too appropriate right now.

We need more rain!!!!!