The Top 10 It's So Hot At SDC!

[How-doFolks]

Adult response here, so BEWARE.......................

its so hot,, that SDC is now a nudist park!!!! dont poke out ya'r minds eye!!
its so hot,, ya can swim thru Lost River!
its so hot,, ya can camp in the cave.
its so hot,, that the citizens tore their sleeves off.

[pintrader]

its so hot,, that SDC is now a nudist park!!!! dont poke out ya'r minds eye!!

It is so hot, All the candles in carries candle melted together.

It's so hot at SDC that all the candles melted at Carrie's Candle Shop and now it's a body wax shop.

Hey guys! at least it would be in theme  .

[bobber620]

It's so hot that the Lake Silver has dried up and Rube Dugans lost treasure is no longer lost.
It's so hot that the mist spraying equipment near the rides are spraying dust.

[sanddunerider]

ok bobber.. 


Its so hot, lake silver dried up, so SDC added a mini golf course!

[bobber620]

One more, It's so hot that the squirrel's have decided to leave the popcorn and nuts alone and have headed to Hannah's to get an ice cream cone insted.

[okiebluegrass]

It's so hot the rainmaker wants $10 to watch his mule slobber

It's so hot Genesis is giving evaporated milk in Wilson's Farm

It's so hot, wildfire taffy seems cold in comparison.

[palallin]

It's so hot that Buckshot Annie doesn't need to light a fire under her skillet!

[cocodane3]

It's so hot the yankeys didn't burn down the little red train the sun did.                                 
It's so hot the AP tower caught on fire again.

[sanddunerider]

ITS SO HOT, terry sanders has hung up all his costumes and is wearing shorts and sleevless shirts!

[cocodane3]

If it was true I wouldn't blame him

[Duelist]

It's so hot I saw the "Far Cheef"'s dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.

[betamike]

It's SO hot that Fire In The Hole was renamed "Don't remind me!"

[cocodane3]

Nice one beta

[Junior]

It's SO HOT that Captain Rube Dugan claims he cannot take the diving bell out into boiling water!

It's SO HOT that the "Far Chief" has proclaimed "we ain't chasing them Baldknobbers unless they promise to fetch us some iced tea when we catch 'em!"

It's SO HOT that Carrie A. Nation at the saloon bellied up the bar yesterday and asked "for a cold one!"

It's SO HOT that the Rainmaker declared he's hiking his prices to three times the rate, payable in advance...it will  now be 75 cents to watch his mule slobber!

It's SO HOT that Mr. M. Balmer has been heard saying "You say that one's fresh, but I say he's been bakin' in the Sun too long...PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"

[sanddunerider]

its so hot, all the creeks and water mills are dried up.

Its so hot, that even the ladies working in HH, stayed home today