OK...just to set the record straight.
Shave- about winding the cue line around inside because it would make sense? When have we ever done anything that made sense?
About the sharks...lasers were found to be detrimentally subject to the wet conditions. So, instead they are going to be fire-breathing sharks...in keeping with the theme.
About the hole...they do fill it in every night after the park closes...but the Dugan boys, who are still around BTW, sneak in there in the early morning hours and dig it back out. It seems that they now believe the silver is buried in that mountain behind the town rather than in Lake Silver.
About the fire...that's on you guys. Sure, you're quick to volunteer...but all you do is ride around gawking at the fire instead of doing anything about it.
Flooded mine?...they gave up on that years ago. It's just populated by convicts and dummies and who cares about them anyway? Oh, BTW, if you didn't know, the guards there were the first to institute the waterboarding technique for interrogation.
Why haven't the Bolins been caught yet? Three reasons really...1) the sheriff doesn't mind them too much because they don't really reek all that much havoc, sometimes the passengers even laugh at them...2) he wants to keep getting the healthy payoffs their "mother" gives him...and 3) they provide a valuable service...they keep that moose off of the tracks. And they do a good job of it too....I haven't seen him around there in a long time...have you?
As for Fred Flanders getting out of the burning hotel...how far would you get with your wife constantly nagging at you to get back in there and get your pants on? After all...what's more important for your well-being? Getting out of a burning building or keeping your wife/girlfriend happy?
Hope that all helps.
