Junior might not remember these, but SDC made some bad hires through the years. They selected certain people to run the rides and....well.....they just didnt work out. And some they really regretted! Here are the Top 10 Worst Ride Hosts
10. Ty Pennington (with bullhorn) - "C'MON PEOPLE, YOU GOT JUST A FEW MINUTES LEFT TO ENTER THIS RIDE! C'MON, PEEEEEEOPLE! JUST A FEW MORE SECONDS BEFORE WE HAVE TO GET THIS THING GOING, LET'S GO! LET'S GO! PEOPLLLLLLLLLEEE!"
9. Garrett Morris - *cupping hands around mouth* "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE KEEP YOUR ARMS AND LEGS IN THE CAR AT ALL TIMES! GOODBYE AND HAVE A PLEASANT TOMORROW!"
8. Bubba from "Forrest Gump" - Um, you can keep your arms in, legs in, feet in, fingers in, head in, nose in, knees in, toes in, elbows in, (pause........wait for it.......wait for it......) and that's about all you can keep in."
7. Minnie Pearl - EVERY single round of passengers "HOOOOOWWWDDDYYYYYYY!"
6. R. Lee Ermey, drill sargeant from "Full Metal Jacket" - "TELL ME, YOU &*%$#, JUST WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN RIDE THIS RIDE?! YOU'RE *%#*, YOU'RE !&*$%#, YOU DONT HAVE THE &*$%#! TO RIDE THIS RIDE!"
5. Boxing announcer, Michael Buffer - "For the thousands in the park and the many people waiting in line, ladies and gentlemen..........LET'S GET READY TO RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!"
4. The famous soccer broadcaster - "Welcome everyone to Fire in the HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE!"
3. Mel Tillis - "Uhh...everybo....every.....just keep your arms....and uh.......keep your arms and.....keep your arms and legs in until....until...until....the ride, uh.....until the ride......until the ride stops." (No, I am not making fun of a man who stutters. God knows he has lampooned himself in movies and tv.)
2. Dennis Miller - Ok, everyone. I dont want to get on a rant here, but you need to get on and keep your arms and legs in at all times cause it's the just the same as President Obama, Napoleon and Nikita Kruschev when the right wing... (and right about here is when he goes into a long rant that only Harvard graduates can understand!)
And the number one worst ride host at SDC (I bet several of you will love this one..........)
Bill Lumberg from "Office Space" - "M'kay. Did you all get the memo on this ride? M'kay I'm gonna need you to keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times and if you would that'd be greeeeeaaaaat. M'kay? Greeeeaaaaaat."