Top 10 Worst Ride Hosts

[Parson B Ready]

Richard Simmons greeting guests as they exit the tram.  "Go, go, go, come on people move those buns."

[Andymeets1880s]

Oh yeah, there was that time they had Frank Sutton (Gomer Pyle's Sgt. Carter) doing some of the rides.

"Did you enjoy your ride? I CANT HEAAAARRRR YOOOOU! Let's go people! What are you waiting FOR! LET'S MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT!"

and....

Werner Kemplerer (Hogan's Col. Klink).

"Dissssssssssmissed!"

[History Buff]

Richard Simmons greeting guests as they exit the tram.  "Go, go, go, come on people move those buns."

Wouldn't he better placed in the bakery?

[sanddunerider]

there may actually be someplace else he would be better suited for...      lol

[rubedugans]

Are we thinking the Saloon, the dancing could be a lot like aerobics!

[Parson B Ready]

Richard Simmons greeting guests as they exit the tram.  "Go, go, go, come on people move those buns."

Wouldn't he better placed in the bakery?

I thought about that after I posted.

[sanddunerider]

actually i would hate to insult the girls at the saloon that way!   

[sanddunerider]

not a bad thing, but how "The Duke" at the front gate hollering, come on in "Your Burning Daylight"!