Ok....dont roll your eyes
You knew it was comin' eventually.
I know I did a "Holiday" edition of this. But this is the everyday improvement list. Enjoy!
10. Three words. Hire....Liberace's....decorator!
9. New theme song (sung to the tune of "It's a Small World") "It's a Flooded Mine after all, it's a Flooded Mine after all, it's a Flooded, Flooded Mine!
8. The convicts look peculiarly like Chucky and Jason Voorhees and Freddy and Michael Myers and....
7. New warden is now Barney Fife. You hear constant loop of Barney saying "Now men, here at the Rock...." and "Shakedown! It's shakedown time! Shakedown!"
6. SDC decides to make it a little more modern. Dresses convicts in orange coveralls. Renames it "Flooded Guantanimo Mine." (sp)
5. SDC decides to cash in on Hollywood. Obtains a Tim Robbins convict that sits on a pipe and smashes it with a rock until sewage fountains everywhere!
4. You shoot at convicts. Convicts shoot back! "Honey....something just went whizzing by my ear!!!!!!"
3. Three words. Flooded....Beer....Mine! Three more words. Assault....charges....galore!
2. The water is completely drained out and replaced with pure, bottled spring water from the Alps! SDC does their part to keep the planet clean!
And the number one Flooded Mine Improvement.............
Extreme Makeover: Flooded Mine Edition! Let all of us SDCFans tell Ty and his gang just exactly what we want!!
