Top 10 Flooded Mine Improvements (Everyday edition)

Andymeets1880s · January 19, 2011, 07:34:53 PM

Ok....dont roll your eyes

You knew it was comin' eventually.

I know I did a "Holiday" edition of this. But this is the everyday improvement list. Enjoy!

10. Three words. Hire....Liberace's....decorator!

9. New theme song (sung to the tune of "It's a Small World") "It's a Flooded Mine after all, it's a Flooded Mine after all, it's a Flooded, Flooded Mine!

8. The convicts look peculiarly like Chucky and Jason Voorhees and Freddy and Michael Myers and....

7. New warden is now Barney Fife. You hear constant loop of Barney saying "Now men, here at the Rock...." and "Shakedown! It's shakedown time! Shakedown!"

6. SDC decides to make it a little more modern. Dresses convicts in orange coveralls. Renames it "Flooded Guantanimo Mine." (sp)

5. SDC decides to cash in on Hollywood. Obtains a Tim Robbins convict that sits on a pipe and smashes it with a rock until sewage fountains everywhere!

4. You shoot at convicts. Convicts shoot back! "Honey....something just went whizzing by my ear!!!!!!"

3. Three words. Flooded....Beer....Mine! Three more words. Assault....charges....galore!

2. The water is completely drained out and replaced with pure, bottled spring water from the Alps! SDC does their part to keep the planet clean!

And the number one Flooded Mine Improvement.............

Extreme Makeover: Flooded Mine Edition! Let all of us SDCFans tell Ty and his gang just exactly what we want!!

History Buff · January 19, 2011, 09:23:36 PM

Issue riders grenades to go along with the guns.

History Buff · January 31, 2011, 11:00:13 PM

Three words: neon, neon, neon!

New upcharge for the park: all riders must purchase flood insurance before boarding.

sanddunerider · February 01, 2011, 10:50:29 AM

Sign waivers before riding PK-WF

History Buff · February 01, 2011, 11:28:24 AM

Riders are issued a bow and quiver of arrows and are told the guns are out of ammunition.

sanddunerider · February 01, 2011, 08:26:40 PM

trade pistols for rifles

History Buff · February 01, 2011, 08:44:34 PM

Move everything to the Lost River and enclose it all. Now FM is a high-speed challenge!!!

History Buff · February 01, 2011, 10:49:00 PM

In the interest of realism, actual gas will be pumped into the area where the canary has keeled over.

marolinesdad · February 02, 2011, 11:26:53 AM

How bout if the Saw Blade does really come off and the boat is cut in half...

History Buff · February 02, 2011, 11:56:34 AM

I'd like to see that guy get his teeth back some day.

sanddunerider · February 03, 2011, 07:30:09 PM

how about a real convict trying to climb the rope to escape.

History Buff · February 03, 2011, 09:41:00 PM

IMO the toothless guy with the jackhammer is just continuing to mine. He should be rewarded with new teeth and a release. Certainly he has done his time and with good behavior, all along with a smile on his face.

sanddunerider · February 04, 2011, 08:15:05 AM

your right history, maybe a parole hearing all the inmates.. I am sure there are some new inmates to replace them with!!

Junior · February 04, 2011, 09:03:50 AM

Uh, Oh! Sorry to burst your bubble about parole for the inmates...around '82 I was back in the employee area behind Lake Silver and, well, after an inmate was done with his time he was tossed uncermoniously into a gully with a bunch of other junk. I'm sure he's been tossed in a dumpster and hauled off to that great mine in the sky by now.

Zephon · February 04, 2011, 09:15:34 AM

How about four convicts together singing "Welcome to the mine boys..." in a barbershop quartet style.