Top ways you have been in Branson too much!

[Andymeets1880s]

This topic lets us get out of SDC and broaden the field of play a little. More places, more funny stuff to come up with!

1. After seeing a movie in a theater, you have to go see another movie at another theater and another movie at another theater, etc.

2. You can only eat at home now if the food is set out buffet style.

3. You name your sons, Shoji, Yakov and Boxcar.

4. Thanksgiving now consists of everyone sitting at the table while a pilgram and indian whiz by, setting plates and utensils down and slopping food into them at a dizzying rate.

5. After everything you say remotely surprising or questionable, you end it with "believe it or not!"

Remember folks, keep the number system going as you add on! Have fun!

[betamike]

6. Each living room performance for family and friends includes a Country, Gospel and Patriotic segment.

7. Your neighbors were big.....in the 1950's and 1960's

[History Buff]

8.  You drive 5 mph everywhere you go.

9.  You won't buy a t-shirt for more than $3.

10.  You dream of a new movie:  "Titanic Meets King Kong".

[How-doFolks]

11  You know the back roads, & pretty much where everythings at.

[History Buff]

12.  You do not hesitate to make a left turn.

13.  You know at least three routes to get to Branson, and you choose based on which part of Branson you want to visit first.

14.  You remember when the Bob-o-Links, the Baldknobbers, and the Presleys were the biggest starpower on the strip.

15.  You seriously consider getting your family some musical instruments and scheduling some auditions.

16.  You remember when Waltzing Waters was packed with patrons.

17.  You visited Mutton Hollow.

18.  You piloted the boat while pirates pursued.