We had an appointment to keep Friday afternoon, and my step-daughter was playfully barking orders at everyone. She shouted at her younger brothers, "Boys! Get ready!", then turned to me at my computer (in gym shorts) and yelled, "And you! Get some pants on!"
Without even thinking, I spouted back, "I ain't got no pants! The dang baldknobbers stole 'em!"
She's never even been to SDC, but she cracked up because she recognized it from my ring tone.