The 3K Post Club

rubedugans · October 29, 2011, 10:15:53 PM

Yes Folks! We announce for the 2012 season a new facility, the 3,000 Post Club will be opening for a trial run/ rehearsal to a limited audience of 1 in early November until we feel the facilities meet the needs and standards of the exacting standards that our 3K clients have come to expect. I, at this point will hope to become the first member of this elite group with several others soon to follow. Expect exponentially more elaborate views of the rolling Ozark hills, a private fishing hole and spring, as well as a Sarsaparilla fountain that would make the Bellagio in Vegas look like an elementary school drinking fountain. We expect to see several members in the Club uring this inaugural year, and if you have any questions about the expected ammenities, feel free to ask.

Junior · October 30, 2011, 04:41:38 AM

I'm not too far away from reaching the 3,000 mark, and would like to request my own chorus line of saloon girls to dance for me, please have a jug of the "shine" from Moonshine Stump" ready, and a personal visit from a few of my old, fellow "citizens" would be nice...ah, when they are on a lunchbreak! Good work on the clubhouse, and hope to see you there very soon!

sanddunerider · October 30, 2011, 07:04:03 AM

Rube, great idea...

My reqeust is an easy one....

I want a chair next to juniors!!!!

rubedugans · October 30, 2011, 10:57:25 AM

Sandune you have definitely made a HUGE jump in the time since you have joined! At this pace I will be passing off the hammer and nails to ready the 4K club for me when I get there. Much has come up lately and You have given me a run for my money on this 3K posting, but I think the odds of me making it there in first are very slim. Let's enjoy the club!

Junior I have asked the Saloon to ready the dancers at a moments notice, and Sanddune you'll have to hear my stories until Juniors Stagecoach arrives!

sanddunerider · October 30, 2011, 03:24:57 PM

thats just fine, i will listen to your stories all day,

but can we get the dancing girls before junior joins?
tha way we can make sure they are practiced up.

rubedugans · October 30, 2011, 04:12:38 PM

Yah uh huh..."practicing" that's what I'll tell my wife I am doing...practicing!

MissinTheGreenTrams · October 30, 2011, 04:18:07 PM

I claim dirty ol men!!!! Naughty naughty!

sanddunerider · October 30, 2011, 04:21:44 PM

for you trams: LOL!

MissinTheGreenTrams · October 30, 2011, 04:24:49 PM

thanks dude!

rubedugans · October 30, 2011, 04:39:07 PM

Dirty ol men? I ain't old! How old do you think I am Missin?

joshblakebran · October 30, 2011, 07:18:03 PM

I'm so far away from the 3k post club I don't think it will ever happen. What's crazy is Sanddune is almost there and we joined the site within 6 days of each other. Sanddune joined May 24th, 2010 and I joined May 30th, 2010. Guess I better get busy.

MissinTheGreenTrams · October 30, 2011, 07:18:49 PM

its an affectionate term I bestow upon those deemed worthy weather they be 20 or 200. So feel blessed! lol

rubedugans · October 30, 2011, 07:33:44 PM

Thankfully I am much closer to 20 than 200 then!

sanddunerider · November 03, 2011, 05:16:22 PM

2 more for you Rube!!! Congrats!!!!

I will be there in a month or so!! keep the fire going.!

rubedugans · November 03, 2011, 11:30:30 PM

MASTER CRAFTSMAN!!!

I officially have the keys to the place, and gosh is this place big! Someday we'll fill every room in this place. There is a room set aside for me to dedicate as a museum for my collection that I will work on, there is a full service kitchen serving all the skillets, BBQ, and pies you could ever want. I can hear the pickers warming up, and the Saloon girls are beginning to file in. I didn't need the grand entrance, just to know I am here is enough for now, why throw a party when you are the only one to enjoy.

While I await sanddune, HB ,Junior and a few others, I might take a break, relax, and just soak in the season. I have plenty of irons in the fire to keep me busy until company arrives!

See ya' soon.