1) Hatfields and McCoys just don't get along.
2) Be careful around men who wear black hoods and carry torches. In fact, "run boys run, don't be slow, fire on the mountain, fire in the hole!"
3) Uncle Rube's invention holds all records for springing leaks.
4) The Rainmaker will let you watch his mule slobber for only twenty five cents.
5) At Jim Owens Float Trip you got to float the mighty James River, the only river to run in a complete circle.
6) Funnel cakes are the fifth food group.
7) "You sweat a little water, you sweat a little blood, and you might get out if the mine don't flood..."
Lye soap is equally good at cleanin' out young ones mouths as it is for catfish bait.
9) Ladies should turn their heads at Hobo Junction. (The other way, ladies!)
10) The folks at Wilson's Farm are mighty big swingers.