Read this and lighten up day.

sanddunerider · September 24, 2011, 07:30:32 AM

I just read this. Made me smile. Read ahead. I copied and pasted it as it was printed. No offense to anyone intended:

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children. Your daughter, Judith... PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home!

Avalanche04 · September 24, 2011, 08:34:31 AM

LOL, funny had me going, i was thinking that poor woman.

rubedugans · September 24, 2011, 11:21:04 AM

$:-\$

Ozark Outlaw · September 24, 2011, 11:33:15 AM

I'm not sure if this story is real, or made up, but it's pretty clever! This story is spreading like wild fire on Facebook right now.

sanddunerider · September 24, 2011, 12:35:28 PM

I found it on facebook this mornging, but did not know how many of you would see it,, it struck me as funnnnyy!!

eagle1 · September 24, 2011, 08:28:04 PM

Clever! I should have done that with my Mom; she would have appreciated the humor after the shock!

sanddunerider · September 25, 2011, 07:36:46 AM

Zephon · September 25, 2011, 08:52:46 AM

That's funny. Had one of my daughters written that to my wife, the wife would have killed her anyway, just for nearly causing a heart attack.

sanddunerider · September 25, 2011, 09:03:33 AM

LOL, zephon.. i think thats what eagle's mom would have done to her too..

MissinTheGreenTrams · September 25, 2011, 02:48:22 PM

thats funny stuff! hahaha my mom would have so not appriciated it!