Silly make believe ride names.

Tony from Tulsa · July 17, 2010, 09:33:15 PM

This is pretty self explanatory, but allow me to 'splain: Simply make up names for imaginary rides, post, and let the hilarity begin. I'll start with two of my faves: The "Vomitron". And the ever popular "Barfovator". Obviously, I don't take well to spinning and g forces. Aaaand...BEGIN!!

PastorDon · July 17, 2010, 10:49:37 PM

How about a cross between American Plunge and the part of ThuNderaTion that comes just before the tunnel! You could call it Thunderous American Flushinator!

Tony from Tulsa · July 17, 2010, 10:51:39 PM

Haha!

Andymeets1880s · July 17, 2010, 10:59:48 PM

The new and massive SDC roller coaster "REJECTOR!" Named for it's ability to make your body reject your lunch, your bodily functions and your consciousness(sp)!

Tony from Tulsa · July 17, 2010, 11:01:57 PM

"Hurry folks, the line forms here for the 'Complete and Total Loss of Consiousness'""

Andymeets1880s · July 17, 2010, 11:13:02 PM

"Cookie Tosser"

"Up Chucker"

"Its a Reality World" - ride through scenes of people b!tching at gas pumps, people sitting watching political shows, looking at employment ads at a kitchen table. Ride through a drive by gang shooting and the finale is a simulated earthquake/typhoon/tornado.

Andymeets1880s · July 17, 2010, 11:25:22 PM

"The Bankrupter" - it turns you upside down and shakes you like a paint mixer until your change, purse, wallet and cash falls to the floor. The entrance reads "Enter at your own risk! Employees get to keep anything that hits the floor!

"Road Rager" - adult only bumper cars where you get to flip off, cuss out and threaten any and all who hit you!

Andymeets1880s · July 17, 2010, 11:36:08 PM

"The Stock Market Crasher" - A roller coaster with no loops, turns or tunnels. It just goes straight up and straight down, straight up and straight down, etc.

PastorDon · July 17, 2010, 11:37:42 PM

SDC needs a new "liquid coaster" to replace Buzzsaw Falls, so you could combine a looping coaster with a water ride and a Funnel Cake stand (You can never have too many of those!) and call it...Are you ready?

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River of Lost Funnel Cakes!

Andymeets1880s · July 17, 2010, 11:40:27 PM

^^ LOLOL!

How-doFolks · July 17, 2010, 11:50:45 PM

Road Rager. LOL!! I like that one!

Andymeets1880s · July 17, 2010, 11:53:31 PM

Thanks, How-do!

Andymeets1880s · July 18, 2010, 12:08:31 AM

"The 405" - simulated coaster cars that are bumper to bumper and inch along with horns blaring just like you were in L.A. at rush hour!

"O.J.: The Ride!" - ride guided automobiles (like the taxi cars at Worlds of Fun) that look like a white Ford Bronco as you wind and weave your way through simulated L.A. communities and highways! You'll go under bridges as animated dummies appear over you cheering and holding signs! Be ready! Because at the end of the ride, a young man will rush up to the side of your car and start yelling at you! This ride is for all ages (it only goes 35 miles an hour).

"Orange Rush" - Ride a simulation of Kansas City freeways and highways during construction by taking twists and turns, careening and blazing at speeds up to 60 and 70 miles an hour!!!!! Just to slow way down, come to a complete stop and edge your way to the end of the ride!

How-doFolks · July 18, 2010, 12:16:23 AM

Or.... Have a ride called "Horsepower 1800s" where ya race around in a stagecoach with real horses & dodge all the horse pooh.

May wanna wear a bandana & goggles!

"I'm sorry Lord, thats sick."
I drove a manure spreader when i was a kid. For real.

Tony from Tulsa · July 18, 2010, 07:08:48 AM

Haha! "The river of lost funnel cakes" -good one! How about a German themed , high velocity roller coaster with hairpin turns at every corner simply named "Der Neckschnapper".