Things You Can Say about SDC that You Can't Say about "Real Life"

History Buff · June 19, 2010, 09:18:23 PM

Let's try this one:

1. It smells good at almost every turn.

2. If a convict escapes, you can always find him at the railroad crossing.

3. Funnel cakes are on the food pyramid.

4. Every night ends with a song (weather permitting).

Andymeets1880s · June 19, 2010, 09:29:38 PM

5. It's 1882...EVERY day of the year!

History Buff · June 19, 2010, 10:13:15 PM

6. The bar only serves root beer.

7. Weaponry is entertainment.

8. There is no training necessary to be on the volunteer fire department.

9. The prairie comes AFTER the mountains when you're Headin' West.

Twinsmom98 · June 19, 2010, 10:24:24 PM

10. You can have a family feud in the middle of town.

11. You can say "howdy toots" when you meet a working girl

Andymeets1880s · June 19, 2010, 11:01:46 PM

12. Where you can become a deputy without one single day of official police training.

History Buff · June 19, 2010, 11:17:56 PM

13. It's OK to get perfect strangers soaking wet.

PastorDon · June 20, 2010, 12:42:41 AM

14. You can ride a runaway mine train, a science experiment gone terribly wrong, and get blown out of an explosives factory all in the same day and with 0 negative consequences.

How-doFolks · June 20, 2010, 09:15:09 AM

15 Ya wanna go walk thru the cave & try to find some bat guano?

16 Wow! Look at all the trees & fun stuff we can go do!

17 Listen, here comes a stagecoach!

18 Man, them folk are soak'n wet!

GOSH! Another topic of things that could go on & on...................................................

Twinsmom98 · June 20, 2010, 09:43:37 AM

19. It is one place where you have a professional picture taken and asked not to smile.

History Buff · June 20, 2010, 01:36:05 PM

20. The American Plunge is not a reference to the economy. (I almost placed a political reference here.)

History Buff · June 20, 2010, 10:41:16 PM

21. Moving tables does not mean you've had too much to drink.

PastorDon · June 21, 2010, 07:53:59 AM

22. None of the several barns smell like...cows!

History Buff · June 21, 2010, 11:10:15 AM

23. The rocks play music.

24. No toys in the kiddie meals.

25. Terry Sanders has never been hospitalized for schizophrenia (not that he has in reality, but those costume changes would be disturbing in the real world).

Firstvisit1967 · June 21, 2010, 12:50:57 PM

With one step you can travel 128 years either way.

History Buff · June 21, 2010, 11:17:50 PM

25. People smile while waiting in a line (try doing that at WalMart and they'll call the police).

26. Wooden posts are worn smooth from thousands of hands.

27. The hot chocolate, the funnel cakes, the mountain cookies, the family feud, and the strawberries and cream are all calorie-free! Yea!

28. When someone asks to see your license or a photo ID, it is not for the purpose of writing you a ticket or filing an insurance claim.

29. The schoolmarm gets paid whether the state balances its budget or not.

30. No oil spills.