Here is my humble attempt.
1. Eat at a Cracker Barrel at least once a week.
2. Run out into a parking lot after a rain shower for that Silver Dollar City asphalt smell.
3. Go up to someone drinking from a water fountain, and yell “McCoys only, no Hatfields!”
4. Enter a candy store, and ask for homemade peanut brittle.
5. While waiting at a railroad crossing, shake your fist, and shout “Ugly!” when the last train car rolls by.
6. Put the “Fire in the Hole” theme as your ring tone.
7. When going out on a date with a girl you greet her with “Howdy Toots!”
8. You visit your aunt, nickname her Judy, and patiently wait for her to tell you her stories.
9. You go to the County Fair just for the funnel cake.
10. Before dropping a friend off in your car you say “Watch your head folks. You have a great past ahead of you, and enjoy your day at Silver Dollar City!”
