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[Andymeets1880s]

 Hey folks!  Since my memory of FITH isnt too good (because I have only been in it twice in my life), I thought I would turn it over to you to make a top ten of how to make FITH all "holidayed" up. It's a hoot to see how you all follow my lists and contribute your own, so I thought I would leave this one totally up to you. Like Jackie Gleason used to say..."And Away We Go!

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[Junior]

10) All the Baldknobbers are dressed in elves' costumes and carry big candy canes instead of rifles!
9) The fire is replaced with hot chocolate!
The Baldknobbers flee the town because Santa said if they were bad he wouldn't bring them any
     presents!
7) After the Baldknobbers leave (see above) the town is accidentally set on fire again when
     Rudolph's hot red nose gets too close to some dry brush!
6) After the Baldknobbers leave (see #8) The reindeer stage a revolt, turn bad, and rampage through
     the town!
5) An unexpected heavy snow blankets the town and an icy freezing rain falls, and no matter what, 
    the Baldknobbers cannot start a fire!
4) The Baldknobbers get a fire going, but it's so dang cold the flame freezes!
3) Santa leaves the North Pole forever, setting up his workshops in the town, and replaces the
     elves with the Baldknobbers..who are forced to make toys for good little girls and boys!
2) Red Flanders gets his pants back as a Christmas gift from the Baldknobbers!
1) Red Flanders gets his pants back from the 'knobbers and gets them on just in time to slide down
     his frozen ladder and bust his butt on the cold, frozen ground!

MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE! (From Junior...who from time to time moonlighted at Fire in the Hole as a volunteer fireman.)

[Ozark Outlaw]

Here is my humble attempt.

1. Instead of a barrel of laughs, the Baldknobber dumps a barrel of hymns
2. The ride is renamed "Ice in the Hole!"
3. The Dalmatian is replaced with an Alaskan Husky.
4. The oncoming train is none other than the Polar Express
5. Instead of Volunteer Fireman, the town now needs Volunteer Snowman
6. Some Baldknobbers are caught, and sentenced to extracting sugarcane in The Flooded Mine.
    (Reference Top Ten List - Flooded Mine Holiday Edition)
7. The Baldknobbers claim they started the fire to promote their new 1880's snow removal business.
8. The Baldknobbers rename themselves the Icecapknobbers.
9. "Run boys run, don't slide slow, Baldknobbers coming there's ice, and snow!"
10. "Red Flanders, you come back in here, and put on your pants! And your scarf, and your gloves, and your jacket, and your boots, and your wool cap."

[Duelist]

"And the Baldknobbers were hung by the chimney with care
With hopes that Nat Kinney soon would be there"

[How-doFolks]

Yell "CHRISTMAS IN THE HOLE!!" on the last drop.

[okiebluegrass]

^that's just a little disturbing

[Junior]

(Depends which hole your going into...WHOOPS...disregard this message, as this is a Family Website!)

[Ozark Outlaw]

So anyway, um yeah so Fire in the Hole is awesome! Boy, those Baldknobbers sure are a hoot!

[MissinTheGreenTrams]

1. FITH now has a feature where you can throw irritating (*inlaws*) relatives in the hole...
2. Should the boldknobbers set a fire all the sprinklers would emit snow
3. One scene should be a group of baldknobbers ice fishing, due to they burnt down the general store and are now hungry.

[sanddunerider]

junior, junior....LOL.        I expected that comment from ozark.

[How-doFolks]

Folks, folks.. I meant as in buyin' Christmas presents make ya go in the hole. Geez, grown ups & the human mind..

[sanddunerider]

 

[Hatfield McCoy]

Dress the old ride up like the inside of a Wal-Mart two days before Christmas....shudder.  Now that would be a dark ride. 

[Ozark Outlaw]

I am just waiting for Wal-Mart to open their own amusement park where everyone boards "shopping cart" style cars, and rolls around on a track looking for last minute Christmas shopping items.

[History Buff]

Song replaced by "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire".