*Sniff*......
Hmmm.....I dare say...it sounds like I have been challenged! *clears throat* The guantlet has been thrown down! I have been smacked in the face by the velvet glove! (Like the dramatics here, folks?!)
Top Ten Ways the FM Rocks Got Back to the Top of FM10. Ok, everyone....I am blowing his cover.....Rube is actually a Jedi knight! With closed eyes and a lifting of his hand, the rocks slowly rose back into their place.
9. A little unknown magician named David Copperfield practiced his magic on them before he became famous.
8. Red Green built a device for SDC consisting of pulleys, duct tape, chains, hydraulics, rope, magnets, an ironing board, two bicycle tires and a bumper sticker. But you'd have to ask him how it worked.
7. Know why SDC didnt have a lot of money to spiff up FM? Well....that giant vacuum you didnt see was VERY expensive!
6. It's a SDC Top Secret secret! If you really knew how it happened.....it would change life as we know it! Time would stop, cities would crumble, people would flee in terror! *Andy shudders thinking about it*
5. Oswald did it. By himself. He acted alone. At least......that's what the SDC Commission wants you to think!
4. Now.... you finally know what Santa's elves did in the offseason!
3. Dr. Phil gave them a good talking to! He let the boulders know that they had to stop depending on others to make them get up. They had to want it. They had to just accept the fact that lying there was an issue for them and he's not ok with that. They had to help THEMSELVES!
2. Steve Wilkos yelled at them to GET OFF HIS NET!
And the Number One way the FM rocks got back to the top of FM.................
Junior had a secret staircase and got extra pay to retrieve them and take them back to the top again and again!
Hah! Didnt think I would do it, did ya'?!?! Well, I showed you all, I did! I....uh......hmmm.....I wonder if I was tricked into this!
