Top Ten Rejected Shows at SDC

[Andymeets1880s]

A very good morning to you all! Lord, how I do wish I was standing at the gates of SDC right this very minute. I havent been coming around much for personal reasons, but I hope you all still get a laugh or a kick out of my top ten lists. That kinda help bring a smile to my face when needed and hope they do the same for you. This is another I thought up...Top Ten Rejected Shows at the SDC Saloon.

10. The Magic of Doug Henning "It's not fantasy, it's magic!"

9. The Care Bears: A Retrospective!

8. Lindsey Lohan: The Musical!

7. Terry Bradshaw In Concert

6. A Salute to Phlegm!

5. It's Cool To Recycle!

4. The Worst of American Idol Auditions!

3. Don Rickles Sings! The Catalog of American Love Songs

2. Lady Gaga (Enough said there, I think)

And the number one rejected show at the SDC Saloon.....

SHEBANG! William Hung: LIVE!


*cue the David Letterman top ten exit music*

[Ozark Outlaw]

I am always a fan of all of these creative top ten list! Here is my humble attempt. 

1. Headin’ Nowhere
2. Choctaw Charlie’s Men in Tights
3. McHaffie’s Foreclosed Homestead
4. Echoless Hollow
5. Pay to Watch the Train Robbery
6. Sidewalk Only Street Troupe
7. Rainless Maker
8. Sons of the Copper Penny
9. Hatfields, and McCoys Become Friends
10. The Sponge Bob Show!

[Junior]

Love the previous two replies! 

[History Buff]

Is this really a good idea?  Someone may think one of these is a good ideas and go with it.

How 'bout the Stunt Ski Show Experience?  See ten of the best redneck skiers being pulled behind a souped-up version of the Diving Bell.

Circe de Treehouse:  Tom and Huck take to the wires above the City in a full-on aerobatic show, full of hair-raising spins an death-defying drops.

As the City Turns:  the ever-changing saga of the McCoy family; SDC's first televised soap opera.

[okiebluegrass]

10) Mr Hawkaloogie's spitting contest
 9) Karaoke contests in the saloon
  Mouth harp memories, nothing but three hours of mouth harp music
 7) No more BBQ, PETA's vegetarian spectacular
 6) My job's in Mexico; a tribute to outsourcing
 5) Our friend, the boil weevil
 4) Hillbilly striptease at the Gazebo
 3) You too can be politically correct
 2) Our friend, the Carpetbagger
 1) Let's have a hangin'

I know, I got a couple screws loose. Dang it, Andy. Why'd ya have to go and get me started

[sanddunerider]

you guys are goood...  Working my list now..

[History Buff]

Actually some overly-PC character denouncing SDC could be hilarious.  We would all have a blast booing him out three times a day.

[MissinTheGreenTrams]

Ma's Brown Beans-with big musical finish
The day the undertaker went postal (and not the mail variety)
Girls!Girls!Girls! Kissin cousins put out (I mean on) a show!