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Silver Dollar City & Celebration City Discussion => General Silver Dollar City Talk => Topic started by: Andymeets1880s on June 27, 2010, 06:28:41 PM
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Ok Folks, here's another "Top" thread for ya'! I hope this is giving you some good hearty laughs! I think everyone is having fun coming up with these things to keep adding to these lists and I hope you are not getting bored of them. I have about fell out of the chair reading from some of these entries! I thought an "overheard" list would really put your imaginations to work after reading about some of the rude and obnoxious people you all have encountered. Enjoy! Again, these are all for "funnies" sake!
1. "Yeah,those were some heavy rains! Whaddya mean the Flooded Mine now really lives up to it's name?!"
2. "No, son...grandpa didnt leave grandma and move to Silver Dollar City."
3. "Ha! Ha! Noooo....See, the float ride outhouse was fake! Ha! Ha! Wait.......what's that smell?
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4. How long do you think it took them to build the cave?
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5. We didn't come in this way! (inevitably this is heard a thousand times a day, usually spoken by first time visitors to the City on their way out)
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6. They weren't lying when they said this hill was a steep grade...
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7. Is the cave still here?
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8. What'a ya wanna ride or do next..?
9. My brothers favorite say'n - do we wanna go right or left first? I just talk'd to him at 6-7pm, they had just got pour'd on, :'( they are go'n again tom. ;)
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10. "We meet back at the bus at 6pm! If you are not here at six, we'll leave you!
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11. "Ok...I give....what do the TITANIC and Diving Bell have in common?..... They both WHAT?!"
12. "No, Grandma! I said YOU HAVE A GREAT PAST AHEAD OF YOU, NOT "A DATE WAY PAST CURFEW!"
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13. "Uhhhh....is there supposed to be a fresh mound of dirt in the cemetery?!"
14. "You LEFT the tickets WHERE?!?!?!"
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15. "Wow, I didnt know a 90 year old woman could throw an elbow like that?!"
16. "No, Jimmy...McDonald's aren't EVERYwhere!"
17. "Say?! Isn't that the voice of Taggert from 'Blazing Saddles?!"
18. "I CAN'T BELIEVE you rode the Plunge wearing black underwear and white shorts!!"
19. "We're leaving, mister! You do not ask the Flooded Mine op "How much for the go-go dance?!"
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20. "This didn't go very well! I lost my camera, Grandpa lost his teeth and Susie lost her cookies!"
21. "Honey, you're holding the map upside down."
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22. "Sorry kids, I'm afraid Batman doesn't use this cave!"
23. "Ohhhhh groooossss!! It's in my hair! I knew I shouldnt have let you sit behind me on PowderKeg!"
24. "If this kid asks me "Where's Mickey Mouse?" just ONE more time!"
25. "Oh, how much did I collect today? Three dollars. You'd think people would secure their change before going on that thing!"
26. "No, kid! There's no Mickey Mouse and there's no Shmoo!"
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These are the top "stupid" things overheard, right?
How about...
27. Let's ride the Dumbo ride!
or...
28. I hope I can win a basketball to bounce and carry around all day!
(Plus I've numbered all these posts, so we can keep track. I know how important that is.)
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29. "George, the "I can make it to the men's room if the Mine dont flood" joke is getting really old now!"
30. "I don't think the sheriff finds you asking "Where's Festus?" very funny!"
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I didn't hear this myself, but a relative of mine used to work in the White River Mercantile and one day a guest approached her in the store and asked her where the cave had been moved to.
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LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ohhhh mercy! *drying tears from eyes* That belongs on the all time unbelievable list!!!!! :o :o ::) ::)
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31. "Ohhhh no! You're not getting me on THAT thing!"
32. "Why didnt you go when we were by the bathrooms?!"
33. "Let me just grab my wallet here. I....uh,....uh oh."
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34. "Ohhhhhh...my feet are killin' me!"
35. "Billy, get your finger away from there! Yes, it's a real doggy!"
36. "Honey, stop crying. We'll be back tomorrow!"
37. "Mmm, hmm, so this is the same cave from a few years ago?"
38. "Nobody's buying that you met Jed and Elly May! You weren't even born yet!"
39. "Don't give me that! I saw you wink at that saloon girl!"
40. "Matt, that's awful! Dont fan the air when you come out of the men's room yelling "Fire In The Hole!"
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1) Funnel Cake...I need another one.
2) Yikes, that weird looking guy with a yardstick was measuring me for a what????
3) I haven't had this much fun since the last time I was here.
4) That guy over there reminds me of someone I know back home except he doesn't look anything like him. (???)
5) I spent time in "the joint" don't want to see any prisoners in a flooded mine.
6) Steam train travel is my only way of travel...I went to Australia by rail once. (???)
7) Funnel Cake...I need another one.
8) Those "wild women' at the saloon won't even give me the time of day!
9) I could have swore some old man was lookin' at me from that second floor window at the mansion!
10) I need another funnel cake! NOW!
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"Ok sir, we have your wife with us, everything will be ok! Just put the funnel cake down, slowly back away from it and show us your hands! Sir! Do not take another bite!"
Little over the top but....then again....
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I recall 2 incidents when i got the same line, they said -- "ewww, big spender, must be a city slicker.." Got that response from a saloon girl once, & one of the train robbers.