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General Category => Branson Talk => Topic started by: Andymeets1880s on December 02, 2010, 10:24:11 AM

Title: Top Ten New Branson Theaters in 2011
Post by: Andymeets1880s on December 02, 2010, 10:24:11 AM

I cant believe I missed this subject!  :o ;D

Here we go...the Top 10 New Branson Theaters for 2011!

10. The SHEBANG! Theater starring William Hung (crowd demand after his SDC appearance)

9. The NEW Wayne Newton Bankruptcy Theater

8. The Andy Griffith Show Theater w/ music, songs and skits straight from the scripts of TAGS! (Actually.....this isnt a bad idea!)

7. The Smothers Brothers Screw CBS Theater (NOW they'll get their opinions heard!)

6. RuPaul LIVE! Featuring 92 costume changes in ONE show!

5. The Roseanne Theater! (Come hear her one woman stand-up show covering ummm....you know, like...umm...life and umm marriage and crap about men and ummm....ya' know....stuff!)

4. The Jim Carrey Theater (Hours and hours......yeesh!....of the same rubbery faced characters you have seen him do over and over on TV and the big screen!)

3. The Rat Pack Theater starring Shirley McClaine (Come and witness the spectacle of Shirley channeling Frank, Dean, Sammy, Peter and Joey!)

2. The Impressionists Theater (See the greatest impressionists of impressionists! See Joe Schmoe doing Rich Little doing Johnny Carson! See Bob Anyman doing Fred Travelena doing Ronald Reagan!)

And the Number One New Branson Theater in 2011.......

Gwenyth Paltrow's Stompin', Clappin, Good Ol' Country Theater! (Yep....they're milkin' this thing for all it's worth!)

Title: Re: Top Ten New Branson Theaters in 2011
Post by: okiebluegrass on December 02, 2010, 01:56:24 PM

Man!  :o those were kinda painful.

Title: Re: Top Ten New Branson Theaters in 2011
Post by: Junior on December 02, 2010, 05:39:37 PM

LOL!!! :D

Title: Re: Top Ten New Branson Theaters in 2011
Post by: Parson B Ready on December 02, 2010, 06:58:53 PM

You forgot Nelly's Hip Hop on the Strip theater.   ;D

Title: Re: Top Ten New Branson Theaters in 2011
Post by: sanddunerider on December 02, 2010, 07:33:43 PM

good job andy!  I"m not even going to try that one.!> ::) :o :o

Title: Re: Top Ten New Branson Theaters in 2011
Post by: KBCraig on December 06, 2010, 02:00:38 AM

Quote from: Parson B Ready on December 02, 2010, 06:58:53 PM

You forgot Nelly's Hip Hop on the Strip theater.   ;D

Featuring Tim McGraw.  ;)