10) It's so hot at SDC the waterfall went dry.
9) It's so hot at SDC the Wagonwork's Grill was grilling on the asphalt outside.
8 ) It's so hot at SDC the train melted to the track.
7) It's so hot at SDC the cave was a constant 90 degrees.
6) It's so hot at SDC I saw a squirrel and chipmunk fighting for a seat on the River Blast.
5) It's so hot at SDC when we went to see Grandfather at the mansion, he had left a
note on the door saying see you at Old Time Christmas.
4) It's so hot at SDC The Lost River Of The Ozarks really became the lost river.
3) It's so hot at SDC the water dried up in the Flooded Mine and people had to push their
boats around.
2) It's so hot at SDC the baldknobbers were on break at FITH because fires were starting
by theirself.
1) It's so hot at SDC Shorty sweated down to 5ft. 3in. tall.
Ya I know! ::)
well done!!
I love #6.
Look at Pintrader! Great list! It never hit me to do a list like this one. Let's see if I can contribute some....
It is so hot at SDC, The blacksmith became an air "conditionersmith"
It is so hot at SDC, the Dippin' Dots became Dippin' Malts
And by the way.....THIS IS MY 500TH POST!!!! :D ;D :o :D ;) :o
andy!
congrats...
It is so hot, the asphalt all ran down cardiac hill and covered the cemetary.
It is so hot, all the inmates went back to their cells,
It is so hot, They closed the Christmas shop and Opened a Sweat Shop.
It is so hot, All the candles in carries candle melted together.
Ok that is my feeble attemp to contribute,, ::)
Its so hot at SDC, no one was there
...because they were all at White Water
You guys are a riot! :D
10. It's so hot, the saloon gals now wear bikinis
9. It's so hot, Sullivan's Mill bakes their bread by opening a window
8. It's so hot, Wildfire was shut down due to a "burn ban"
7. It's so hot, the American Plunge is now called the American Plop
6. It's so hot, children have been begging to go back to Oak Trail School
5. It's so hot, Echo Hollow no longer has an echo
4. It's so hot, Lake Silver has been renamed Lake Puddle
3. It's so hot, the bats in Marvel Cave have left, and flocked North
2. It's so hot, when someone mentioned Thunderation everyone looked to sky hoping for a rainshower
1. It's so hot, I think I will stay home until Silver Dollar City's Harvest Festival :)
Amen to #1. haha those where all wonderful
its so hot, the kettle korn is popping itself in the plastic bags,
its so hot, the funnel cakes are cooking with no grease.
it so hot, powderkeg isnt running because the fuse fizzled.
10. It's so hot, the saloon gals now wear bikinis
Duh, I was thinking the way to get folks into the Saloon show was to bring back an older show. #10 would work much better! I'd buy a Show Lovers Pass! ;)
;D ;D ;D
It's so hot that the Rain Maker was just promoted to Mayor!
Quote from: betamike on August 02, 2011, 08:18:03 PM
It's so hot that the Rain Maker was just promoted to Mayor!
Betamike! I just knew you were going to say. It's so hot that the Rain Maker was tar and feathered and ran out of town. :)
its so hot,, that alffy & ralphy didnt rob the train, they was at the nearby lake.
its so hot,, that SDC is now letting you drive-thru the park, IF ya'r vehicle is small enough.
its so hot, they had to quit running the trams, the tires melted off of them!
It so hot, the little lady greeting people at the trams put away her umbrella and got 2 super soakers!
it is hot, they had to close the main square, the asphalt melted and turned into a tar pit.
It's so hot, I saw two trees fightin' over a dog.
It's so hot, the fire hydrant was displaying a "dog wanted" sign.
It's so hot, the cows are giving out cottage cheese.
It's so hot, the chickens are laying hard boiled eggs.
Adult response here, so BEWARE.......................
its so hot,, that SDC is now a nudist park!!!! dont poke out ya'r minds eye!!
its so hot,, ya can swim thru Lost River!
its so hot,, ya can camp in the cave.
its so hot,, that the citizens tore their sleeves off.
Quote from: How-doFolks on August 04, 2011, 06:15:12 AM
its so hot,, that SDC is now a nudist park!!!! dont poke out ya'r minds eye!!
Quote from: sanddunerider on August 02, 2011, 10:17:30 AM
It is so hot, All the candles in carries candle melted together.
It's so hot at SDC that all the candles melted at Carrie's Candle Shop and now it's a body wax shop.
Hey guys! at least it would be in theme :).
It's so hot that the Lake Silver has dried up and Rube Dugans lost treasure is no longer lost.
It's so hot that the mist spraying equipment near the rides are spraying dust.
ok bobber..
Its so hot, lake silver dried up, so SDC added a mini golf course!
One more, It's so hot that the squirrel's have decided to leave the popcorn and nuts alone and have headed to Hannah's to get an ice cream cone insted.
It's so hot the rainmaker wants $10 to watch his mule slobber
It's so hot Genesis is giving evaporated milk in Wilson's Farm
It's so hot, wildfire taffy seems cold in comparison.
It's so hot that Buckshot Annie doesn't need to light a fire under her skillet!
It's so hot the yankeys didn't burn down the little red train the sun did.
It's so hot the AP tower caught on fire again.
ITS SO HOT, terry sanders has hung up all his costumes and is wearing shorts and sleevless shirts!
If it was true I wouldn't blame him
It's so hot I saw the "Far Cheef"'s dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.
It's SO hot that Fire In The Hole was renamed "Don't remind me!"
Nice one beta
It's SO HOT that Captain Rube Dugan claims he cannot take the diving bell out into boiling water!
It's SO HOT that the "Far Chief" has proclaimed "we ain't chasing them Baldknobbers unless they promise to fetch us some iced tea when we catch 'em!"
It's SO HOT that Carrie A. Nation at the saloon bellied up the bar yesterday and asked "for a cold one!"
It's SO HOT that the Rainmaker declared he's hiking his prices to three times the rate, payable in advance...it will now be 75 cents to watch his mule slobber!
It's SO HOT that Mr. M. Balmer has been heard saying "You say that one's fresh, but I say he's been bakin' in the Sun too long...PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
its so hot, all the creeks and water mills are dried up.
Its so hot, that even the ladies working in HH, stayed home today
It's so hot that all the rides and attractions are now located in the Cathedral Room of Marvel Cave. They would all fit wouldn't they :) LOL
It's so hot that the Baldknobbers are running around without there masks on, and only between the hours of midnight at 4 a.m.
It's so hot that the word hot is being used so much on this topic that it caught my laptop on fire.................... ;D
QuoteIt's SO HOT that the Rainmaker declared he's hiking his prices to three times the rate, payable in advance...it will now be 75 cents to watch his mule slobber!
Hey Junior, I already Did that joke ;D ;D ;D ;D
It's so hot at SDC, Hannah's Ice Cream parlor became Hannah's Malt Shop!
It's so hot at SDC, Jim Owens Float Trip woulda been Jim Owens Camel Ride
It's so hot at SDC, raindrops hit the asphalt and yell "Yipe! Yipe!" Yipe!"
I knew I heard that line somewhere, Okiebluegrass! ;) So here are a few more to make up for that:
It's SO HOT The AP has been renamed "The American Dust Bowl"
It's SO HOT The Flooded Mine ain't flooded.
It's SO HOT The Funnel Cake guy refuses to get near the grease.
It's SO HOT the Dippin' Dots, (Ice Cream of the Future) have left SDC for Space Mountain, Disneyland.
It's SO HOT the train has had turbo jets installed to crank the speed up to where there now is a REALLY NICE BREEZE when you ride.
Its so hot, the silver dollar melted right of the silver dollar city sign!!
its so hot, all the water in the water rides has evaporated and been replaced with butter. :D
It's so hot there are two lines at Riverblast. One for the ride and one for the water guns around the ride
Well, it seems we are getting a break from this intense heat, but I had one "It's so hot" idea hit, so here it is even if it is kinda outta style now....
It's so hot at SDC that the ladies in HH were so irritable, they tell people "Get your crap and get out!"
It's been raining at Silver Dollar City for the past several days. Were going to have to start a new topic about 'The Top 10 It's So Wet At SDC.' ;D
Just teasing! ;)
ITS so wet,, hey shut down the AP and are using the logs on Cardiac Hill!!...
sorry ::) had to do it.... :P
It was so hot and now so wet that they had to close to park due to poor visability do to low cloud cover cause by all the steam coming off the asphalt.
Do to it being so hot at SDC and Terry Sanders has take to shorts and sleevlist shirts, he has taken on a new character of SDC's very on Steve Irwin who sounds like Terry the Tour Guide with a stange accent.
QuoteIt's SO HOT The AP has been renamed "The American Dust Bowl"
No, That would be Oklahoma and Texas. Although the name "Wildfire" might be a little too appropriate right now.
We need more rain!!!!!