Why does Steve want to shave the whales?
Can there possibly be a shortage of emoticons (I'm talkin' to you, Sanddunerider! ;))
Are people really laughing out loud when they write "lol"? Are they actually rolling on the floor when they write "rofl
I don't know, but I do know that it is the title of a Dilbert book!
What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?
What if I'm happy and I don't know it?
If I address you as "Twinkle, twinkle, little star", why am I still wondering "what you are"?
Why are Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, the Alphabet Song, and Baa Baa Black Sheep all the same tune?
Just for you History Buff...................... ??? ???
Those emoticons are precious; I am honored that you are spending them on me. Watch out though - we may start charging for them.
Hmmmmmm?? Really?
;)
Diet Coke with a Supersized order of Big Mac and Fries.
At least it's an effort.
I once went by a motel (now long gone) outside of Bentonville, Ark. whose sign read and I quote...
(Name of motel)
For the Rest
Of Your Life!
Cue old timey horror movie music!
So did Rose actually die at the end of Titanic? Or was she dreaming?
And just what was in the briefcase in "Pulp Fiction?"
Watch Titanic 2 on Syfy, Sunday, and find out.
titanic 2? never heard of it...... hmmmmmmm
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares...then why does he keep doing it?
must not be kettle corn!
QuoteIf Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares...then why does he keep doing it?
Maybe he wants to get on your pet peeves list :).
Hmm.
ok..ok.. this week. lots of snow, hard winds, sub zero wind chill. and the officials tell you "stay home, and if youhave to get out drive carefully"!!
my 1st thought is "duuuhhhh", but maybe hmmmmmmmmm ?
will work also
"This just in...it's cold and there's snow on the ground. The snow could be around for awhile if temperatures don't rise soon."
Is it news if everyone already knows it?
I guess that one really belongs in the Pet Peeves thread.
Quote from: Andymeets1880s on February 02, 2011, 11:31:02 AM
I once went by a motel (now long gone) outside of Bentonville, Ark. whose sign read and I quote...
(Name of motel)
For the Rest
Of Your Life!
Cue old timey horror movie music!
Speaking of motels...Went by one here in my home town...On the billboard you'd never believe what they were offering as a special with every room....Free toilet paper...That's right..."Free toilet paper with every room!"...The economy has everybody worked up....Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
LOL!!!
over 30 inches of snow in the last 30 days! -25 wind chill... HMMMMMMMMM?
ok ok!
Celebration City? What's going to happen there?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Quote from: sanddunerider on February 10, 2011, 10:08:00 AM
over 30 inches of snow in the last 30 days! -25 wind chill... HMMMMMMMMM?
We haven't had near the snow here in SE Colorado that you all have had, but we've seen -48, -41, -38, -33, -31 windchills consistently. Yesterday the temperature got up to 18 degrees...thought I was going to have to take my coat off...hmmmmmmmmm
If the professor could create a mirror out from "elements around the island" and he could recharge ALKALINE batteries with sea water and coconut shells, WHY COULDN'T HE FIX THE HOLE IN THE SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN'S BOAT?
And just where did all their clothes come from....after all, it was only a 3 hour tour......
???
now thats funny!!!!! Hmmmmmmmmmmm?