8. Ticked off at the current Obama administration, you refer to them as THRUSH.
Or KAOS. (also Get Smart)
When your mom asks you what you'd like for dinner, you always say "Pork chops....and apple sauce." (Brady Bunch)
To save your life, you can't see what Joanie sees in Chachi. (Joani Loves Chachi)
When something goes wrong, your standard response is "I know nutzing!" (Hogan's Heroes)
When something goes right, your standard response is "I love it when a plan comes together." (A-Team)
You wait and wait, but your dog never saves anyone from the well. (Lassie)
You wait and wait, but your porpoise never saves anyone from drowning. (Flipper)
You still attempt to jump-slide across the hood of your car when you're in a hurry. (Starsky and Hutch)
You cringe when a girl looks at you strangely. (Dobie Gillis)
You order incessantly from ACME, and devise all sorts of plans for how to eliminate you greatest enemy, but you're never successful. (Road Runner)
When it's time for bed, you tell your kids, "Th-th-that's all folks!" (Looney Tunes)
Every Thanksgiving, you rush out to the local strip mall and wait for someone to drop free turkeys from a helicopter. (WKRP)
You insensitively refer to all Asians as Hop Sing, all caucasians as Honky, all African Americans as Rerun, and all Hispanics as Chico. (Bonanza, Jeffersons, What's Happening, Chico and the Man)
You are constantly on the lookout for gremlins on the plane's wing. (Twilight Zone)
Your husband comes home one day, and he's not the same person, but you act as if he is. (Bewitched)
Your favorite curse word is "Shazbot!" (Mork and Mindy)
Your favorite put-down is "Sit on it!" (Happy Days)
Your favorite shout of joy is "Dy-no-mite!" (Good Times)
Your favorite way of showing gratitude is to say "Thank you veddy much." (Taxi)
When someone illegally parks in a handicapped spot you start running in circles, shouting "Citizens Arrayest, citizens arrayest!" (Gomer Pyle)
You still wear your "Daisy Dukes" in public. (Dukes of Hazard)
You wonder why no one on
Ice Road Truckers has a chimpanzee. (BJ and the Bear)
Everytime you wake up in a strange place and see an odd face in the mirror, you say to yourself, "Oh boy." (Quantum Leap) - that one's for you tinaalsgirl.
You are constantly shocked when the cops on COPS draw their guns. (CHiPS)
When Michael complains about H.R. on
The Office, you always think, "Puffinstuff???"
You tend to think that everything you overhear is a euphemism for infidelity. (Three's Company)
When they become unruly, you tell the kids in your fourth grade class to "Nip it! In the bud!" (Andy Griffith)
You insist on having "roll call" at the dinner table (and you named your son Cubby). (Mickey Mouse Club)
You still wake up in the middle of the night wondering what shlamil and schlamozzle mean. (Laverne and Shirley)
Someone gives you an instruction, you can't resist telling them, "O-tay, Thpanky!" (Little Rascals)
Well, you did ask for it...