Welcome to your new old homeplace.
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More fun than human beings should be allowed to have. (Line stolen from David Letterman.)
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Get down, 1880's style.
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Leave you worries behind, look forward to some good times.
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We're better than Six Flags.
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From just a hole in the ground to a whole lot of fun.
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We're better than Worlds of Fun.
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Going downhill, your headed for more fun, coming uphill, you're returning to modern problems.
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Harvey Time Clock guaranteed to transport you to a happy place.
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The happiest place on earth. (Whoops, I guess that one's taken.)
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If Heaven ain't alot like SDC, I don't want to go. (Stolen from Hank, Jr's "If Heaven ain't alot like Dixie")
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