Top things overheard at SDC!

[Andymeets1880s]

Ok Folks, here's another "Top" thread for ya'! I hope this is giving you some good hearty laughs! I think everyone is having fun coming up with these things to keep adding to these lists and I hope you are not getting bored of them. I have about fell out of the chair reading from some of these entries! I thought an "overheard" list would really put your imaginations to work after reading about some of the rude and obnoxious people you all have encountered. Enjoy! Again, these are all for "funnies" sake!

1. "Yeah,those were some heavy rains! Whaddya mean the Flooded Mine now really lives up to it's name?!"

2. "No, son...grandpa didnt leave grandma and move to Silver Dollar City."

3. "Ha! Ha! Noooo....See, the float ride outhouse was fake! Ha! Ha! Wait.......what's that smell?

[Coaster]

4. How long do you think it took them to build the cave?

[betamike]

5. We didn't come in this way! (inevitably this is heard a thousand times a day, usually spoken by first time visitors to the City on their way out)

[Coaster]

6. They weren't lying when they said this hill was a steep grade...

[riverfronttrader]

7.  Is the cave still here?

[How-doFolks]

8.  What'a ya wanna ride or do next..?

9.  My brothers favorite say'n - do we wanna go right or left first? I just talk'd to him at 6-7pm, they had just got pour'd on, they are go'n again tom.

[Andymeets1880s]

10.  "We meet back at the bus at 6pm! If you are not here at six, we'll leave you!

[Andymeets1880s]

11.  "Ok...I give....what do the TITANIC and Diving Bell have in common?..... They both WHAT?!"

12.  "No, Grandma! I said YOU HAVE A GREAT PAST AHEAD OF YOU, NOT "A DATE WAY PAST CURFEW!"

[Andymeets1880s]

13.  "Uhhhh....is there supposed to be a fresh mound of dirt in the cemetery?!"

14.  "You LEFT the tickets WHERE?!?!?!"

[Andymeets1880s]

15.  "Wow, I didnt know a 90 year old woman could throw an elbow like that?!"

16.  "No, Jimmy...McDonald's aren't EVERYwhere!"

17.  "Say?! Isn't that the voice of Taggert from 'Blazing Saddles?!"

18.  "I CAN'T BELIEVE you rode the Plunge wearing black underwear and white shorts!!"

19.  "We're leaving, mister! You do not ask the Flooded Mine op "How much for the go-go dance?!"

[Andymeets1880s]

20.  "This didn't go very well! I lost my camera, Grandpa lost his teeth and Susie lost her cookies!"

21.  "Honey, you're holding the map upside down."

[Andymeets1880s]

22.  "Sorry kids, I'm afraid Batman doesn't use this cave!"

23.  "Ohhhhh groooossss!! It's in my hair! I knew I shouldnt have let you sit behind me on PowderKeg!"

24.  "If this kid asks me "Where's Mickey Mouse?" just ONE more time!"

25.  "Oh, how much did I collect today? Three dollars. You'd think people would secure their change before going on that thing!"

26.  "No, kid! There's no Mickey Mouse and there's no Shmoo!"

[History Buff]

These are the top "stupid" things overheard, right?

How about...

27.  Let's ride the Dumbo ride!

or...

28.  I hope I can win a basketball to bounce and carry around all day!

(Plus I've numbered all these posts, so we can keep track.  I know how important that is.)

[Andymeets1880s]

29. "George, the "I can make it to the men's room if the Mine dont flood" joke is getting really old now!"

30. "I don't think the sheriff finds you asking "Where's Festus?" very funny!"

[slow_walker]

I didn't hear this myself, but a relative of mine used to work in the White River Mercantile and one day a guest approached her in the store and asked her where the cave had been moved to.