Top ways you know you have been at SDC too much

[Andymeets1880s]

36. You end every description of what's in your garden with "patch."
"That's my tater patch, that's my corn patch, that's my tomato patch...."

37. When you leave family or friends, you tell them you have to get back to the "homestead."

[History Buff]

38.  You talk about Rube Dugans, Red Flanders, the Wilson family, and Doc Harris as if they are your best friends.

39.  You know the name of the streets in the City.

40.  You don't always stop to see every detail, but you notice subtle changes each visit.

41.  You can identify members of Pure Heart, Sons of the Silver Dollar, the Homestead Pickers, the Time Machine Band, and Cajun Connection by name.

42.  You can recite the set list of GAC Hot Country Nights in your sleep.

43.  You go to certain performances of certain shows because you know which performers rotate their roles and when.

44.  You could construct an accurate timeline of all the shows ever produced in house since the park opened 50 years ago.

[Andymeets1880s]

45. You dont refer to yourself as the head of the household...you're the "mayor."

[PastorDon]

46.  When you see people getting ready to cross the street you just can't resist yelling out, "You folks over there by the fence please stay behind the white line!"

47.  Whenever you see somebody on the street wearing bib overalls and a floppy hat you go up to them and ask, "What's your character's name?"

48.  When you pay for your dinner in a restaurant you just naturally pull out your season pass and show the clerk for your discount. 

49.  Every T-shirt in your drawer seems to have the SDC logo on it somewhere.

50.  When you get on an elevator you tell everybody else in the car, "Please keep your hands and feet in the car at all times and please place your cell phones, hats, cameras and personal items in the boxes.  Remember cameras and cell phones are not allowed on this ride."

51.  You think the way out of any place is to go uphill.

[Andymeets1880s]

52. You stuff a pair of striped socks and sew them to the top of your winter ski mask.

53. Tear down that rickety, weathered old barn?! Not you! You burn it down!

[Andymeets1880s]

54. You flip through humor and joke books for ideas of the epitaph on your headstone.

55. You lean into every curve, drop and climb when riding in the family car.

[betamike]

56.  In times of trouble, you can MacGyver an explosive device out of a wicker basket, some taffy,  wood shavings and lye soap.  (hey, you've been paying attention to things other than just the rides!)

[History Buff]

57.  The only fishing bait you'll use is shad.

58.  You believe the county fair should be called an exposition.

[Andymeets1880s]

59. Your family thinks about having you thrown in the looney bin when you refer to your neighborhood as SDC's sister city, "Copper Quarter Town."

60. You install an outhouse on the edge of your pool to tilt and swing open when people swim by it.

[PastorDon]

61.  Every time you smell the combination of hot asphalt and cypress chips you feel strangely homesick!   

[History Buff]

62.  You buy every old thing you find that says Silver Dollar City on it.   

63.  You put Silver Dollar City as your hometown on your work badge.   

[Andymeets1880s]

64. You mortgage the house, sell stocks and get a loan using your cars for collateral (sp) so you can buy out Home Depot's lumber to build your kids an exact replica of the world's largest treehouse.

65. You fill out credit card and job applications with "Silver Dollar City, Missouri" as your residence.

[Twinsmom98]

65. The bathroom mirror changes your face when you look into it.

66.  You have gate with a turnstyle so you can count your visitors coming and going.

[Andymeets1880s]

67. You get discouraged when you cant find "Hot Asphalt", "BBQ" and "Bakery" incense (sp).

[betamike]

63.  You put Silver Dollar City as your hometown on your work badge.   

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