Yep....I went there. Seems SOMEthing needs to be done with it. So here are a few ideas! Join in, folks. I KNOW you got a few of your own!
Top 10 Ideas for Dogpatch USA site!
10. Y'all were talkin' sites for NASCAR! So..........
9. Pitch a new stadium idea to the NFL and get that long awaited NFL franchise!
8. Doonesbury USA!
7. The NEW Heritage USA! Teleevangelist Jim Bakker's big comeback!
6. Yet ANOTHER WalMart! (Alright! Alright!....*ducks head*........Ok!.....quit throwing things at me!.....*ducks head again*)
5. DISNEY BRANSON!
4. Deliverance USA! (Wow! You think THAT would offend a great many folk?!)
3. Hazzard County, USA! (The trams are painted like the General Lee, Roscoe is the sheriff of the park, roller coasters that jump from one track to the other, etc.)
2. Mayberry USA! (A theme park based on The Andy Griffith Show! Ya' know......I bet there's a bunch of you looking up and thinking "Hmmmm?" right now!)
And the number one idea for the Dogpatch USA site...... naturally.....
Bugtussle USA! The world's only amusement park of The Beverly Hillbillies!