10) New mayor in town...Snoop Dog!
9) Street feuds replaced with demolition derbys.
The Dugan clan is back with their "space rocket to the moon" invention
7) Grandfather's Mansion replaced with Grandpa's McMansion
6) Springhouse becomes Pizza Hut.
5) SDC Jail upgraded to SDC Correctional Facility #1
4) So you don't get bored waiting in any lines...cable TV with HBO
3) At the stroller rental booth they start renting IPods with Bluegrass and Gospel music on 'em.
2) Scrap the 1880's theme, now the park is called "Six Flags over Branson"
1) Cave is turned into a wine cellar, and there are wine and cheese tastings each hour.