Kinda late and thought I might inject some humor into a late night's run through of this great site. Here's more Top 10 things that would ruin SDC
10. A great big, bruising, snorting, sweaty bouncer inside the SDC saloon
9. An actual paid worker that stands at the water fountains and counts to ten while you drink and rudely shouts "NEXT!"! (Anyone else have the teachers do that to you in elementary school?)
8. A stereotypical mean sister (nun) smacking a wooden ruler against her hand while scowling at each and every child that enters the schoolhouse!
7. The Bolins are replaced in the train skit by Tim Conway and Don Knotts impersonators reprising the roles from "The Apple Dumpling Gang".
6. The warden in Flooded Mine is replaced with a Warren Ferguson mannequin and you hear a constant, stern loop of "You dont want to drown in here, do ya? Huh? Huh? Huh? Sure ya' dont! You dont want to keep scarin' these people, makin' 'em think they're in danger, do ya? Huh? Huh? Huh? Sure!" (My apologies to any Warren fans of The Andy Griffith Show)
5. SDC goes a little too far by adding the new kids addition "Snoop Dogg's DOGHOUSE"
4. SDC starts a huge promotional campaign by offering merchandise and dvds of "The Beverly Hillbillies!" (No folks, not the Buddy Ebsen "Hillbillies." The
Jim Varney "Hillbillies!!!!!!" 
3. KidsFest 2011! Kids, come meet your favorite characters from "Family Guy" and "American Dad!" (Yeeeeahhh.....this choice didnt go over real well with the parents)
2. The new stage production of "CSI: SDC"
And the number one thing to ruin SDC even more......
SDC WorldFest 2011! With your host, Archie Bunker!!!!!!!!!!! (I am not even going to touch THIS one!)
