10) All the Baldknobbers are dressed in elves' costumes and carry big candy canes instead of rifles!
9) The fire is replaced with hot chocolate!
The Baldknobbers flee the town because Santa said if they were bad he wouldn't bring them any
presents!
7) After the Baldknobbers leave (see above) the town is accidentally set on fire again when
Rudolph's hot red nose gets too close to some dry brush!
6) After the Baldknobbers leave (see #8) The reindeer stage a revolt, turn bad, and rampage through
the town!
5) An unexpected heavy snow blankets the town and an icy freezing rain falls, and no matter what,
the Baldknobbers cannot start a fire!
4) The Baldknobbers get a fire going, but it's so dang cold the flame freezes!
3) Santa leaves the North Pole forever, setting up his workshops in the town, and replaces the
elves with the Baldknobbers..who are forced to make toys for good little girls and boys!
2) Red Flanders gets his pants back as a Christmas gift from the Baldknobbers!
1) Red Flanders gets his pants back from the 'knobbers and gets them on just in time to slide down
his frozen ladder and bust his butt on the cold, frozen ground!
MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE! (From Junior...who from time to time moonlighted at Fire in the Hole as a volunteer fireman.)