Not my best work, but here is my humble late night attempt.
1. An Out-of-Time Christmas
2. A Dickens Christmas Karaoke
3. Frosty the Sunscreen Man
4. The American Icicle Plunge
5. Pay the Light Bill Before Entering Festival
6. Watch Santa Dance in Suspenders, and a Speedo
7. Tinker to Put Tinker Back Together Day
8. Grab Your Presents from the Top of the Christmas Palm Tree
9. Endless Free Caffeinated Hot Coco for Kids
10. The Oompa Loompa Elf Saloon Show!