Ten More to ruin SDC

[Andymeets1880s]

Good A.M. to you, folks. Here's another top ten of things that would ruin SDC! Enjoy!

10. INhospitality House "Welcome to SDC. Buy stuff and get out!

9. As part of the World festival, no more trams....everyone is taken to SDC from parking lots by rickshaw

8. Character Alf Bolin walks around carrying his half eaten head in his hands (See "The Fate of Alf Bolin" on the Forums)

7. New character walkin' around the park: The Fertlizer Shoveler! He'll talk to you about how much, how hard and the different consistencies he has to deal with! (Mmmm...lunch anyone?!)

6. Grandfather of "Grandfather's Mansion" now stands out front, waving his fist and yellin' "You people get offin' my pavement!!"

5. SDC starts playing THRASH metal during Moonlight Madness "YAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

4. SDC changes it's name to "Silver Cents City" (Darned recession!)

3. SDC caves to alcohol sales and combines Moonlight Madness with Moonshine Madness (Yikes! I dont even want to think of the problems that lie in THAT idea!)

2. TobaccoFest! Prizes for the biggest chaw, longest spit, who can fill their cup the fastest, well.....you get the idea.....

And the number one More to ruin SDC....

Dr. Dentist! A real kids dentists on the grounds! "C'mon Timmy, you can have some funnel cake and ride Fire In The Hole and then we're gonna have that tooth pulled!" (Wow, talkin' about messing with a kid's psyche!)

 

[okiebluegrass]

very very disturbing. Although the Moonshine madness idea... (just kidding)

[Ozark Outlaw]

I am a huge fan of all of these creative top ten list! Okay my top ten list is more of a play on words, but here is my humble attempt.

1. Mary’s Springtime-Only-House
2. PowderDud Rollercoaster
3. American Stock Market Plunge
4. Wagon Doesn’t Work Grill
5. Hazel’s Broken, and Cut Glass Factory
6. Mountain Fake Leather Shop
7. Aunt Polly’s Raw Chicken
8. Hannah’s Shaving Cream Factory
9. Businessman Jepp’s
10. Photo Copying Machine Lathe

[MissinTheGreenTrams]

10. I love justin Bieber store
9. Strip Checkers contest on main street. (Imagin it after sweatin up the hills all day and some of us aint in great shape)
8. Shove the handicapp day
7. The Great Not So American Plunge
6. Ooops, we forgot to order bevrages day.
5. Malaria Break Out Fest
4. Dip your hand in Urine store
3. Instead of paning for rocks, pay 8$ to pan for cat poop.
2. Airbrush turns into obscene airbrushing By Santa
1. No Parental Supervision Fest

[kerrydale]

Did you just describe Six Flags Over Texas?   

[History Buff]

10.  Expand Kidsfest to last all year
9.  Tie die all the shop fronts
8.  Wildfire is now alternatively fueled by a giant wind turbine
7.  Powder Keg actually explodes
6.  Cell Phone Day
5.  Big screens everywhere showing today's sporting events
4.  All hills are currently being leveled to meet ADA requirements
3.  All parking within 30 minutes of the front gate now determined as handicapped
2.  All rides are free, but safety harnesses are now upcharged
1.  Space and rocketry displays delivered to SDC courtesy of Timothy Turnbuckle's stinkin' time machine

[coalesce99]

My brain is far too warped and my sense of humor too macabre to fully take part in this

But I'll say how about replacing all bathroom facilities in the park w/ outhouses?

[How-doFolks]

It would be a good giggle to see people deal with that, their faces would be hilarious.

[History Buff]

They can't break a record with the top spin - how 'bout the world's largest outhouse?