Top Ten Rejected Festivals

[Andymeets1880s]

Ahhh...fall is in the air and SDC is headed for the Harvest Festival. But these subjects won't ever make it on the SDC Festival list.

10. Tar Festival

9.  Hardtack Festival

8. Slug Festival

7. Insurance Festival

6. Enema Festival

5. Tooth Decay Festival

4. Rust Festival

3. Algebra Festival

2. Dirt Festival

and the number one rejected SDC Festival.......

1. Scab Festival

[rubedugans]

A few of those were umm interesting...

My personal favorite would have to be the hardtack festival

It could be held much like the Fruitcake festivals...

Hardtack tossing

Hartack recipes (actually attempting to make it edible! Attempting to use it in other recipes etc.

Hardtack Art/ chainsaw carving competition

Hardtack eati.....wait no not that one unless the festival is going to coencide with the dental festival!

I made some hartack a few years back, and low and behold, it is still in my desk here at school, wrapped and ready for our unit in Social Studies! It actually was good when warm, but as it cooled it hardened, and took on a texture much like honestly....dried cement

[rubedugans]

In fact, a common joke among American Civil War reenactors is that hardtack made 140 years ago "tastes just as good" now as it did back then. That prompted me to create a few ads/ and a custom hardtack logo-design for the fictitious Hartack Festival of 2010....Here they are! I would love a shirt with this on there...maybe I'll do a one-off of the second design!

[Junior]

1) Festering open sore festival
2) Diarrhea festival
3) wet cow chip festival
4) Regurgitation fest
5) Upstairs at the Saloon Fest
6) Shoot the deputy fest
7) Everything is free in the craft shops fest
Topless fest
9) VW car show fest
10) Find a Hillbilly in the crowd fest

[Ozark Outlaw]

Topless fest

I just.. I just fail to see… what the problem is with this festival? 


Okay, here is my humble attempt.

1. Kids Run Wild Festival
2. Rap Music Festival
3. Throwing Bat Guano Festival
4. Oak Trail After School Detention Festival
5. Hairy Men In Speedos Saloon Show Festival
6. McHaffie’s Buy a Home Computer Festival
7. Frisco High Speed Monorail Festival
8. Ride the Parking Lot Tram Around In Circles Festival
9. Everyone Gets a Trailblazer Pass But You Festival
10. Toss Your Cookies Festival

[History Buff]

I don't know if it's been rejected, but...

Incessant Basketball Bouncing Bonanza

[sanddunerider]

                                                           I am starting to worry about some of you

[okiebluegrass]

My feeble attempt, and yes, I borrowed a few.

10) Accordianfest
 9) Ada Mae lookalike festival
  Toothlessfest, entrance fee $1 per tooth 
 7) The great gunpowder giveaway
 6) Geezerfest
 5) Undertakers of America
 4) Tar and Feather fest (Lawyers and politicians welcome)
 3) Natural Gas Festival (Nothing but Beans, Brussel Sprouts and Broccolli)
 2) Hand grenades and Horseshoes festival
 1) Speedopalooza